/* Direction A — "Neon Arcade": the page as a game HUD. Hearts = HP bar, pixel labels, scanlines, perspective grid floor. */ function DirArcade() { const [sent, setSent] = React.useState(false); const [modal, setModal] = React.useState(null); // 'tos' | 'privacy' | 'returns' | null const cats = ["TEES", "HOODIES", "HATS", "PHONE CASES", "LAPTOP SLEEVES", "TOTE BAGS", "STICKERS", "+ MORE"]; const MODALS = { tos: { title: "Terms of Service", content: ` LAST UPDATED: June 2026 BY ACCESSING BADDYARMOR.COM, YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS. 1. WHO WE ARE Baddy Armor is a brand operated by SALTWRX LLC, a Texas limited liability company ("we," "us," or "our"). Our website is located at baddyarmor.com. 2. USE OF SITE You may use this site for lawful purposes only. You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, or exploit any portion of the site without express written permission from SALTWRX LLC. 3. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY All designs, graphics, logos, mascots, and brand assets on this site are the exclusive property of SALTWRX LLC and are protected by copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction or distribution is strictly prohibited. 4. PRODUCTS & AVAILABILITY All products are print-on-demand and made to order. We reserve the right to modify, discontinue, or limit availability of any product at any time without notice. 5. PURCHASES By placing an order, you agree to provide accurate payment and shipping information. Prices are subject to change. We reserve the right to cancel orders at our discretion. 6. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES This site and its content are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee that the site will be error-free or uninterrupted. 7. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SALTWRX LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of this site or our products, even if advised of the possibility of such damages. 8. GOVERNING LAW These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the courts of Texas. 9. CHANGES TO TERMS We may update these terms at any time. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the updated terms. 10. CONTACT Questions? Reach us at business@baddyarmor.com. `.trim() }, privacy: { title: "Privacy Policy", content: ` LAST UPDATED: June 2026 YOUR PRIVACY MATTERS TO US. 1. WHAT WE COLLECT We collect only what is necessary to operate this site: • Email address — collected when you sign up for our newsletter. • Usage data — collected automatically by Cloudflare's privacy-first analytics (no cookies, no cross-site tracking, no personal identifiers). 2. HOW WE USE YOUR INFORMATION • Your email is used solely to send you launch notifications and occasional design updates from Baddy Armor. • Usage analytics help us understand site performance. This data is aggregated and anonymous. 3. THIRD-PARTY SERVICES We use the following services which may process your data: • Cloudflare — DNS, CDN, and privacy-first analytics. No personally identifiable data is shared. • Shopify — Email list management for our newsletter. Your email may be stored in Shopify's platform. See Shopify's Privacy Policy at shopify.com/legal/privacy. • Google Fonts — Fonts are loaded from Google's servers, which may log your IP address. 4. DATA SHARING We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information to third parties. We do not share your data with anyone except the service providers listed above, and only as necessary to operate the site. 5. YOUR RIGHTS • You may unsubscribe from our newsletter at any time using the link in any email we send. • You may request deletion of your email from our list by contacting us at business@baddyarmor.com. 6. COOKIES This site does not use tracking cookies. Cloudflare analytics are cookieless and privacy-compliant by design. 7. CHILDREN'S PRIVACY This site is not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from children. 8. CHANGES TO THIS POLICY We may update this policy as our services evolve. Material changes will be noted with an updated date at the top of this page. 9. CONTACT For any privacy questions or requests, contact us at business@baddyarmor.com. `.trim() }, returns: { title: "Return Policy", content: ` LAST UPDATED: June 2026 MADE TO ORDER — PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BUY. HOW OUR PRODUCTS ARE MADE Every Baddy Armor product is printed on demand specifically for you when you place an order. Because each item is custom-made, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect sizing, or similar reasons. Please review size charts carefully before ordering. DEFECTIVE OR MISPRINTED ITEMS We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives: • Defective or damaged • Misprinted or with a manufacturing error • Significantly different from what was displayed Contact us within 30 days of delivery at merch@baddyarmor.com with your order number and a clear photo of the issue. We will arrange a replacement at no cost to you. WRONG ITEM RECEIVED If you receive an item that is not what you ordered, contact us at merch@baddyarmor.com within 30 days. We will make it right. LOST OR STOLEN PACKAGES We are not responsible for packages lost or stolen after confirmed delivery. If your tracking shows delivered but you have not received your order, please contact your local carrier first, then reach out to us and we will do our best to assist. CANCELLATIONS Orders may be cancelled within 24 hours of placement. After that, production has typically begun and cancellations cannot be processed. CONTACT For any order issues, contact us at merch@baddyarmor.com with your order number. `.trim() } }; const openModal = (key) => setModal(key); const closeModal = () => setModal(null); return (
{/* MODAL */} {modal && (
e.stopPropagation()}>
LEGAL // BADDY ARMOR

{MODALS[modal].title}

{MODALS[modal].content}
)}
✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ {/* NAV */}
GAMES × ANIME × CYBERPUNK × CYBERGOTH × HACKER DROPS SOON — FOLLOW US ♥ DFW · TX GAMES × ANIME × CYBERPUNK × CYBERGOTH × HACKER DROPS SOON — FOLLOW US ♥ DFW · TX
{/* HERO */}
Baddy Armor
[ HP ]

Wearables for gamers, weebs & netrunners.

A modern clothing & accessories brand fusing video games, anime, cyberpunk & cybergoth into kawaii, fun designs.

▶ FOLLOW FOR THE DROP // SHOP LOADING SOON
Baddy Armor mascot
{/* ABOUT */}
Baddy Armor mascot
PLAYER PROFILE

Small crew. Big loadout.

Baddy Armor is a small operation headquartered in DFW, TX — a modern clothing & accessories brand mixing video games, anime, cyberpunk, cybergoth and hacker themes into interesting, kawaii, fun designs.

{cats.map((c, i) => {c})}
DFW · TX
Headquarters
∞ DESIGNS
In the works
100% KAWAII
Guaranteed
{/* DROP */}
SYSTEM STATUS

The drop is loading…

INITIALIZING MERCH62%
SHIRTS · HOODIES · HATS · CASES · STICKERSEST. SOON™

We're prepping the first wave. Follow along and you'll be first through the door when it goes live.

Baddy Armor mascot
{/* NEWSLETTER */}
Baddy Armor mascot
INSERT COIN

Get pinged when we drop.

No spam — just the launch signal & the occasional secret design.

{sent ?
✓ YOU'RE ON THE LIST. SEE YOU AT THE DROP.
:
{ e.preventDefault(); const email = e.target.querySelector('input[type=email]').value; try { const res = await fetch('/api/newsletter', { method: 'POST', headers: { 'Content-Type': 'application/json' }, body: JSON.stringify({ email }) }); const data = await res.json(); if (data.success) setSent(true); } catch {} }}>
}
{/* FOLLOW band */}
JOIN THE SQUAD

Drops soon — follow us.

Be first to see new designs, behind-the-scenes chaos & the launch signal.

▶ FOLLOW BADDY ARMOR
Baddy Armor mascot
{/* FOOTER */}
); } window.DirArcade = DirArcade;